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user survey haiku

Out here in the desert of eastern Washington, the nights are turning colder. 
In the canyons the sumac is turning fire engine red.  The trout are chowing down in anticipation of the slim pickings of winter.
Kinda puts a guy in a poetic mood, you know?
But there's work to be done -- and user surveys to fill out.  Specifically, the user survey for the National Environmental Compliance Assistance Clearinghouse (http://cfpub.epa.gov/clearinghouse/).  The survey is available (until COB Friday, Sept 29) at: <https://webmail.pnl.gov/exchweb/bin/redir.asp?URL=> .
Still, I couldn't resist a bit of Haiku -- and invite you to try it yourself.  Remember, the standard pattern is 3 lines, with 5/7/5 syllables, respectively. 
Some examples (bear with me -- it's been a long day):
poor lonely web site
so many thousands of hits
but longs to be touched 
so many users
stop for a moment, then leave
what were they thinking?
fill out my survey
go to New Orleans next spring
I'll buy you a beer
By the way, this last one is a legitimate offer -- fill out the user survey today, then bring your best Compliance Assistance or Pollution Prevention haiku to the National Environmental Summit in New Orleans next May, and I'll buy you a beer.  Or, if you're like me and don't really like beer, a cafe au lait.
If I get enough entries, I'll post them as a collection on the Clearinghouse.
Oh, and don't forget to complete the user survey at <https://webmail.pnl.gov/exchweb/bin/redir.asp?URL=> ..  
It is guaranteed to help you renew your poetic license. 
Scott Butner (scott.butner@pnl.gov)
Project Manager, National Environmental Compliance Assistance Clearinghouse
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